November 3, 2008
Top Ten Female Athletes

Let’s be honest people, an attractive woman who can hand your ass to you in any sport is a find. So since they’re such a find anyways, why not go for the gusto? Here’s my top 10 female athletes:

10. Cassie Campbell. I’m not a huge fan of her commentary but she’s a good Canadian girl who brought us home some gold, not too mention can stickhandle.

9. Stacy Keibler. She was a cheerleader. I know that’s pushing it. But hey, she also was in the WWE. 2 halves equal a whole sport.

8. Haley Cope. She swims. That’s enough of an athlete for me.

7. Gina Carano (MMA). She fights other women?

6. Paula Creamer (LPGA). Creamer.

5. Danica Patrick (NASCAR). The woman can wheel.

4. Maria Sharapova (WTA). Or Anna junior as I call her.

3. Natalie Gulbis (LPGA). If she looks like this on the course, just imagine.

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This good :D

2. Jennie Finch (Softball). She’s a bombshell and at 6’1 the sky is the limit.

1. Anna Kournikova (WTA). Sure she dated Pavel Bure and married and then subsequently divorced Sergei Fedorov. And yes, she’s with Enrique. But still she’s Anna fucking Kournikova!