July 2010
2 posts
“Marriage is like a car, it takes alot of bumps and bruises down the road, and in...”
– Homer quote of the week
Interesting day, very interesting…
May 2009
1 post
“How the fuck are we going to get the equipment or the money? I can’t even...”
– Ricky from Trailer Park Boys
January 2009
2 posts
“I was so thin… you could read a newspaper through me…”
– Mike
I lost it once today... Well actually twice but...
Manjula: I never knew Apu could be so romantic! Marge: I can’t believe it! He covered your whole bed with wildflowers! Manjula: Oh, I’m sure Homer has done that for you! Marge: Well, sometimes I find pickle slices in the sheets…
December 2008
2 posts
“tony holden with the haircut you could set your watch to…”
– Pat
“Fuck me in the moustache…”
– Tony Holden, while still sporting a mo
November 2008
12 posts
“…leaving us relatively dry..”
“Relatively?…”...”
“Eat a dick. As a matter of fact, eat two dicks.”
– Tony Holden
DINO!
So today, I finally know what it feels like to be a daddy… That’s right, I have a little, leathery faced offspring of my own. I called him Dino, after number 20 of your Minnesota North Stars… DINO CICCARELLI! Anyways, I will post pictures as soon as Tony’s home and takes sweet ones of him.
Top Ten Female Athletes
Let’s be honest people, an attractive woman who can hand your ass to you in any sport is a find. So since they’re such a find anyways, why not go for the gusto? Here’s my top 10 female athletes:
10. Cassie Campbell. I’m not a huge fan of her commentary but she’s a good Canadian girl who brought us home some gold, not too mention can stickhandle.
9. Stacy...
Halloween...
So the last 24 hours have been somewhat of a tornado rather than a roller-coaster. More all over the place rather than having ups and downs. Last night I was the Cookie Monster and everything seemed to go well. Dece party, just the right amount of alcohol (enough to the point I was nicely buzzed, yet no hangover whatsoever), and I finally hung out with a certain someone, outside of class and not...
Top Ten Cereals
So I’ve decided that everyday I’m going to post a top ten of something and since Tony was just eating a bowl of Corn Flakes (please note their exclusion from the top ten and how lame they look), I figure why not start with cereals I like.
10. Rice Krispies. They’re bland but they make noise therefore they’re somewhat fun.
9. Cap’n Crunch, for some reason I think...
“Ooooh, do me yo-yo master I want you to do me cuz you’re the yo-yo...”