July 31, 2010
"Marriage is like a car, it takes alot of bumps and bruises down the road, and in America we can’t make one last longer then 5 years."

— Homer quote of the week

July 21, 2010

Interesting day, very interesting…

May 25, 2009
"How the fuck are we going to get the equipment or the money? I can’t even fucking afford cigarettes or fucking pepperoni!"

— Ricky from Trailer Park Boys

January 25, 2009
"I was so thin… you could read a newspaper through me…"

— Mike

January 17, 2009
I lost it once today… Well actually twice but hey who’s counting…

Manjula: I never knew Apu could be so romantic!
Marge: I can’t believe it! He covered your whole bed with wildflowers!
Manjula: Oh, I’m sure Homer has done that for you!
Marge: Well, sometimes I find pickle slices in the sheets…

December 21, 2008
"tony holden with the haircut you could set your watch to…"

— Pat

December 3, 2008
"Fuck me in the moustache…"

— Tony Holden, while still sporting a mo

November 20, 2008
"…leaving us relatively dry..”
“Relatively?…”
“Well… there’s bound to be some ‘splashback’. "

November 18, 2008
"Eat a dick. As a matter of fact, eat two dicks."

— Tony Holden

November 11, 2008
DINO!

So today, I finally know what it feels like to be a daddy… That’s right, I have a little, leathery faced offspring of my own. I called him Dino, after number 20 of your Minnesota North Stars… DINO CICCARELLI! Anyways, I will post pictures as soon as Tony’s home and takes sweet ones of him.Dino

November 10, 2008

This one is for Tony to watch…

November 3, 2008
Top Ten Female Athletes

Let’s be honest people, an attractive woman who can hand your ass to you in any sport is a find. So since they’re such a find anyways, why not go for the gusto? Here’s my top 10 female athletes:

10. Cassie Campbell. I’m not a huge fan of her commentary but she’s a good Canadian girl who brought us home some gold, not too mention can stickhandle.

9. Stacy Keibler. She was a cheerleader. I know that’s pushing it. But hey, she also was in the WWE. 2 halves equal a whole sport.

8. Haley Cope. She swims. That’s enough of an athlete for me.

7. Gina Carano (MMA). She fights other women?

6. Paula Creamer (LPGA). Creamer.

5. Danica Patrick (NASCAR). The woman can wheel.

4. Maria Sharapova (WTA). Or Anna junior as I call her.

3. Natalie Gulbis (LPGA). If she looks like this on the course, just imagine.

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This good :D

2. Jennie Finch (Softball). She’s a bombshell and at 6’1 the sky is the limit.

1. Anna Kournikova (WTA). Sure she dated Pavel Bure and married and then subsequently divorced Sergei Fedorov. And yes, she’s with Enrique. But still she’s Anna fucking Kournikova!

November 2, 2008
Halloween…

So the last 24 hours have been somewhat of a tornado rather than a roller-coaster. More all over the place rather than having ups and downs. Last night I was the Cookie Monster and everything seemed to go well. Dece party, just the right amount of alcohol (enough to the point I was nicely buzzed, yet no hangover whatsoever), and I finally hung out with a certain someone, outside of class and not doing school work.

As much as it wasn’t the night I had expected, however I went to sleep last night extremely satisfied with what happened… Haha only to today, make things completely fucking awkward.

I decided that I wanted to go see Zack and Miri Make a Porno cause it looked fucking hilarious. And it definitely delivered (a little too much so at points) but was funny almost the whole way through. Only thing is, I decided that I’d ask that certain someone to come along and watch. Not the smartest decision I’ve ever made but whatever. I learned other things by observing and they are positive, so I think overall it was a good night. Hopefully it’s a sign of things to come, not literally, but the whole positive thing. Anyways I’m nuts. Back to the kitchen convo and real life…

November 1, 2008
Which of the two scenarios is more likely?Avery: “See the broad in the third row? That’s Elisha Cuthbert’s sister.”Havlat: “What’s with you Canadian guys with the whole sister thing?”
OR
Avery: “Marty c’mon… I promise I’ll be gentle.. It’s lonely in Dallas, fucking Romo…”Havlat: “Let me think about it…”

Which of the two scenarios is more likely?

Avery: “See the broad in the third row? That’s Elisha Cuthbert’s sister.”
Havlat: “What’s with you Canadian guys with the whole sister thing?”

OR

Avery: “Marty c’mon… I promise I’ll be gentle.. It’s lonely in Dallas, fucking Romo…”
Havlat: “Let me think about it…”

November 1, 2008

So I know the Olympics were 2 months ago, but I still find this video amusing..